Talked to lisa on the phone, for the second she answered w/ "Domino's Pizza how may i help you?" ...she owes me 1 large combo pizza deep dish style and a medium sausage/jalapneo one too...you owe me big time ughhhh

FILM FESTIVAL!! WE WILL HAVE
PUTTING FRESHMEN ON KITES AND FLYING THEM IN THE STUDENT CENTER-RIGHT ON LISI!!
FAMILY TREE WILL BE WRITTEN DOWN IN HISTORY!!!

OOO IT'S CROSS WORD TIME!!!!!!!!! (i said it in a weird goofy voice)

I have been saying too many Asian jokes I swear....maybe not, but I'm getting so amused by it even if the stuff I say is spilling out of my large Chinese mouth

Cause I'm Asian (my stereotypes about my clan of asians...that i loathe..i loathe many, my Dad agrees BIG TIME)

YOU KNOW YOUR ASIAN @ FHS IF............

-You are in several...or how about all IB/AP CLASSES
-YOU PLAY THE DAMN PIANO
-YOU TALK ABOUT COMPETITIONS 24/7
-IB DIPOLMA IS THE ELIXIR OF LIFE
-YOUR PARENTS ARE FREAKS
-YOUR PARENTS WEAR GLASSES
-THEY CAN'T COOK WELL bECAUSE THEY SLAVE AWAY IN THE OFFICE (I'm just kidding :laughing) ...i'm just a chef's girl AHHA!

-HARVARD IS GOOD
-YOU PLAY VIOLIN
-YOUR PARENTS OWN A JAPANESE CAR BECAUSE CHINESE CARS SUCK
-YOU spend your time in the 400 hall playing GO when you can get off your lazy ass and walk around Viele Lake but no you don't and you sit down and complain about how fat your stomach is...hmm i wonder why you ate all that horrendous junk you geeks call "FOOD"
-YOU ALL WEAR GLASSES
-YOU ALL GO TO BOHUA
-YOU ARE VERY NOISY/RAMBUNXIOUS
-YOUR GOOD AT SCIENCE BUT NOT AT SPORTS
-ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS VIDEO GAMES
-YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SLOW DSL
-YOU LISTEN TO HORRIBLE so called MUSIC AS IN RAP
-YOU ENJOY WATCHING HORRENDOUS SOAP OPERAS...I MEAN TV SERIES
-YOU HAVE A BAD TASTE IN MOVIES
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if you get offended then tough
(this excludes my many asian friends got it?? because all of you are actually quite normal)

YOU KNOW YOUR SUSAN WHEN....
-YOU HATE ASIAN SCHOOL
-YOU PLAY PIANO AND DO IT FOR FUN
-YOU DON"T WEAR GLASSES
-BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS OWN A NISSAN/TOYOTA
-YOUR DAD IS A KICKASS CHEF AND MAKES YOUR DIET VERY RICH/HEALTHY
-YOUR A HARDCORE/OLD SCHOOL ASIAN
- YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SIMPLIFIED (CRAP) AND TRADITIONAL CHINESE
-YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE
-YOU LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC
-YOU CAN'T STAND RAP (some rap is okay, but nelly =BLAHH!HH!!)
-You do EXTRA CIRRICULARS BECAUSE YOU ENJOY WHAT YOU DO
-YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE IN GUYS UNLIKE SOME ASIAN WHORES AHEM
- YOU PREFER THE ARTS OVER SCIENCE/MATH
- YOUR PARENTS ARE QUITE MELLOW
-YOUR GRANDPARENTS SUCK
-YOUR UNCLE IS A KICKASS PERSON
-YOUR AUNT DORA IS A BEAUTIFUL KICKASS PERSON
-YOU HAVE A COOL BROTHER WHOSE SOUL YOU CORRUPTED
-YOU HATE MOST ASIANS WHO LIKE COMPUTER GAMES
-YOU LOATHE SNOBS
- YOU ARE INTERESTING IN MANY SCARY WAYS
- YOU ARE ALMOST QUATLINGUAL (HOPEFULLY)
- you listen to A DIVERSE RANGE OF MUSIC
- POSERS SUCK
-FRESHMEN ARE LOSERS
-YOU HANG OUT W/FRIENDS DURING OFF PERIODS AND HAVE WILD ADVENTURES WITH THOMAS"S WINDOWS
- YOU KNOW MANY THINGS THAT MANY OTHER CHINESE DON'T...like TRADITIONAL CHINESE AND HISTORY
-YOU SING BOHMEIAN RHAPSODY WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE IN A CAR ALONG FEDERAL
-YOU THINK PEOLE SHOULD LEAVE THE FORIEGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS ALONE BECAUSE STOP BEING SO SNOBBY ABOUT AMERICA IT ANNOYS THEM ACCORDING TO REMI PEYRIN
-YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO HOMECOMING WITH FRIENDS AND HAD A BLAST RATHER THAN BEING DESPERATE FOR A DATE
-PLAYING PIMP'S AND HO'S IS A GREAT WAY TO SPEND AN OFF PERIOD
-YOU DEVELOP PHOTOS AND YOUR A PHOTOWHORE

Posted 10/26/2005 at 11:47 PM