I had a wierd dream this morning before waking up to my 6:20 alarm
and it took place in supposedly my friend's high school and my friend is Gregory Bayles from Las Vegas, so I'm not sure sure how I know what his school looks like. It seemed that I was walking around observing some people of his student body getting ready for their school musical; Rent. Then I go into the gym, look around and then take a picture with my phone and then discover that someone in that picture looks a lot like my friend Ben Collins. Turns out it is Ben Collins....what the hell is he doing in Vegas? Or are...we in Vegas? I have no clue.
Then I'm looking at ...Tim's yearbook for some reason, and I see a picture of him from high school, all the spreads sucked, the photos were blurry...I was confused or became really confused when I looked at the cover to realize that hey it's my cover from my yearbook.

Then ben and I are in my apt ...to discover that everything in our fridge is from months ago, old food resurfacing in my fridge
...now that's just gross.

Posted 1/14/2009 at 9:0 AM

Jokes at the apartment 2412

"I'll put the knife down"

"Everyone sex kitten pose now!"

"Now every picture of me has a some object in my mouth" -Susan

"I'm too busy I'm snorting kittens"-Becky

"BALTO!"

"Free beer if you dazzle my hard wood" (Magnet phrase on the fridge)

"That's because BEcky's not your bitch!"

"I a'int your fucking housewife"
-your right you my ho!

"Legion of doom? How may I help you?"

"PIE!"

" we are such milk whores!" (Becky & Susan)

"RAGGGGGEEEE"-Becky

YOur just trying to look my shirts-Becky

No hammering necessary

It's rockyroad you (Jess) dumbass

Susan: are you serious?? LOOK ME IN THE EYES
Jess: i am, but your eyes aren't wide enough!

"it's a box Tim you don't have to listen to it"

"I"m a civil servant!"

"Trickery!"

"it's better than "I hope you go to hell & die in flames"

"that's not physically possible!" (referring to lifting up lion statues in Mulan)

"I'm glad you said that they (concunbines in MulaN) were ugly otherwise I'd think you (Huns) were a little gay"

'you satisfied me on so many levels....gastronomically"

"i'm gonna take advantage of you..musically"

Posted 1/5/2009 at 5:15 AM