and guess what day it was? SAT II TESTING DAY
this day reunited the following people to Longmont High school (that i'm aware)
and into the same test room as well
-Joon!!
-KAISA!! (CHS)
- Jeff Wagner
-Shayna Lignell
-Rachel Roth
- Kevin Gao
- Jenny Wagner
- and other new cool people that ...i now have no idea what their names are.
quotes from the SAT II's
"my PARENTS ARE ASIAN ANd they want me to go to IVY LEAGUE *gasping for air"
"HI i'm Susan, i'm not on crack" (introducing myself to another person who was laughing at my jokes)
" auugghhhhh the SAT II'S!!"
"SHAYNA!!! (arm stretches out trying to touch Shayna's hand but 2 inches stop us) ( our hands were unable to touch due to the row of desks in between us)
"JEFF!!!!"
Susan: and then next week i have to take the ACT's
Kaisa: OH! are you taking it at Centaurus?
Susan: ...no i'm taking it at Fairview, i am not stepping into your school ever again ...sorry i just hate all of you
Kaisa: ...or just one particular person?
Susan: ....like who
Kaisa: Chad?
Susan: omg you guessed correctly!! (both laugh)
Kaisa; don't worry I hate Chad too...we can start a "We hate chad club"
Susan: BRILLANT!!
SAT proctor: hi my name is Mrs. Lynch ...BLAH BLAH BLAH SAT SPPEECH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Kaisa: ...ahahha mrs. lynch (does lynching motion)
(she was a bitch!!!!!!!!!! didn't even tell us the 5 minute warning....stupid bitcch, i didn't listen to her)
here's the set up
[WALL] [SUSAN'S DESK] [KAISA'S DESK} {JEFF'S DESK)
(SHAYNA'S DESK)
Joon...was over here....
when everyone completed their first subject test, we were given a 5 minute break. As we left the clasroom to just simply loiter around the hallway, i let out the word, "FUCKKK!!!" (but in a whisper)
and then I spot Joon and he was like "FUCKK!!!"
then, we made a lot of noise, Jenny brought out a ziplock bag with 4 slices of pizza
Jeff: OOOH FOOD FOOD!!!
(i noticed Audra DiCaro was there..and well what do you know her boyfriend was there too...i swear these days)
BACK INTO THE CLASSROOM
-second test (mine was FRENCH and it kinda gave me a kick in the ovaries)
afterwards
the Fairview group of people left
we progressed into the hallway
joon stated, "THAT chem test schooled me"
and then we all discussed about if we failed, would we care? and the answer is... "no"
me: ...i'll probably get a 200 on this test
joon: that is impossible, u'd have to be a retard..and miss all the questions ...no way Susan
me: ohh KAISA...i should get ur #
this started the movement or phase of EXCHANGING CELL PHONE #'s
Jeff: SUSAN!! what's chyour number? (kiddy/slurred/creepy voice)
Susan: well..my number is chthree o chthree...eight wun O, chthree thfive nine tchthree
(i looked like a innocent girl, with my hands digging into my pockets)
and then Jeff called me so i could get his number into my mobile phone, which freaked me out because at the same time i was typing Shayna's # into my phone and then my phone began to vibrate in my own HAND!!
i then went to the bathroom because i desperatley needed to
and when i came back, i saw my dad sitting on the floor, reading a book
and then this guy that i didn't know asked if our school sold big cookies, which we don't but I TOTALLY knew what he was talking about becasue I know that Centaurus has them..or (apparently HAD them according to Kaisa)
and then that got to the topic of the soda machines that are shut off during certain periods of the day
and the ridiculous rule of that you can't have bake sales during block lunch due to "competition" with the cafeteria.
then i had to leave
....i kept thinking about the day i flew off my bike and landed face into the road...chipping my teeth..it kept replaying in my mind as I was taking my test
and made the two front teeth feel sensitive....i keep thinking about it
but i want to ride my bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhh my teeth hurt.
on the ride back home, the sun glare was blinding, the entire sky was white, my eyes...my poor eyes
my dad had his sunglasses
...that lucky bastard
and then my dad told me about an incident that happened during my SAT II tests
which involved ....Asians.
While i was waiting in line to check in, i heard my dad greet someone that he hasn't seen in ages.
With that in mind, he was talking to him and then another Chinese guy comes over that my dad DOES not KNOW.
they begin having a conversation (the three of them)
snobby guy: blah blah my daughter
dude my dad knows: oh oh that's nice
my dad: mhmm
snobby guy: my daughter is doiung very good in school right now
my dad: that is always good, doing well in school is always a good thing
snobby guy: yeah she's smart, she's the #1 in chemistry at her school right now
my dad (thinking to himself: ...what is with this guy??)
my dad: well okay
snobby guy: i can help her..i teach her (teach her= basically the math/science area)
(my dad at the time, felt that he was being judged by his appearence..he was wearing sweat pants, a sweatshirt and his red ski jacket ...so the guy guessed "oh you must be a construction worker")
my dad: well you know what, your a very well-cultured man ,but you know what my daughter is amazing too
(expression on snobby guy is skeptical)
my dad: (whips out the fact that embarasses me all the time) yeah i guess i'm poor and uncultured but my daugher is great, u know what...she placed 11th nationally in the national french exam
....the snob was speechless
and my dad was like "Yeah I didn't think so", then my dad proceeded to get a cuppa of coffee. (his second cup of the day, he's crazzyyy)
Posted 12/2/2006 at 11:24 PM
