i have never had allergies to the point that I am consistently sneezing my life out and using up a tree for my nose
so yes life is a bit miserable, then again the productivity of this beautiful friday was great
in the wee hours of the morning my alarm rang to the dusk of 6:45 am....I shut it off and headed off for two more hours of ...beautiful sleep
8:45 I know someone is in my room...and my eyes wake up suddenly and ahhahah there's my dad
dad: if your eyes are open...just get up
me: ...okay
dad: unless u still want to sleep..then keep your eyes closed
When I rose out of my bed my abdomen muscles were in pain...very odd
and then I headed into the restroom and loosed at myself in the mirror...dear god I looked liked the possessed child from "The Ring" and once again i am Asian...therefore I do possess that talent of looking like disturbed child like spirits from horror films
anyways ...breakfeast ...yes indeed, rice porridge and sweet potatoes are apart of a nutritional breakfeast
afterwards, I had to deal with my shoe dilemma, see I thought that I had shoes for prom, where were these "working" shoes..then I remembered that I almost killed myself when my dad tried to spin me. And that is because the heel is like a square....
So I negotiated with my father, and this resulted into finding some shoes that are both good for dancing at prom and they make me feel comfortable. ...RESEAERCH: a VHS consisting of the 1990 ballroom championships (thank you PBS) ...oh boy the 90's...the shit people wore in the day that made them look "sooo good" or "attractive" ...I don't think so
anyways my dad analyzed what types of shoes that the women dancers wore, and the key detail is the strap on the ankle, which brings support and balance to the women therefore making one feel comfortable and avoid severe ankle damage. Who would want that during prom? ...pshhh not me
THERE WAS AN ASIAN GUY WHO DANCED THE SAMBA...HE IS MY HERO!!! though he and his partner got 6th place..i still thought he was awesome
mom called me to do a favor, grab a envelope with 100$ and go pick up some: dun dun dun MUSIC at the music store ...hahahha you were thinking that she wanted me to pick up her drugs...well your wrong!!
so i walked down there enjoying the cool climate and beautiful sunshine..ran by a FedEx truck and ahhaha guess what: the store was closed..wasted effort
I head back home, and continued to watch some ballroom dancing on my beloved VHS player.
Result: the host is crazy since she can kick her leg up and...what i think that she's 60'ish (under all that makeup)
2nd result: Were going shoe shopping, and mom insists that she goes with us after work...alright fine and the reason is that she needs to buy some "brand name" shoes for her materialistic friend's fatass son. And this is true: he is a major fatass
I began to make my bed, my grandparents are outside controlling the revolving sprinkler that is transmitting aqua all over the dead grass. My dad comes into my room, and stares out the window that shoes the whole back yard..he see's my grandparents walking around looking depressed (EVERY SINGLE DAY) and says, "I don't understand why they are satisfied"
me: I don't either, but w/e
then it led to another one on one talk about my past grandma who was this energetic, elegant lady who was happy with her life. Instead of heading to a shoe store right away because of mom, I receieved the suggestion to go practice the piano for MY RECITAL IS DAYS AWAY Oh god i am NERVOUS (....hahaha not)
piano: my piano needs to be tuned or else
after piano: my stomach began to grumble, so i ate a nutritous meal of bran cereal/ and a banana and...headed online where I could talk to my friends using instant messaging...and CHAD was on
yay (LAST NIGHT: I was hoping chad would be online, though he wasn't and then when everyone decided to leave instant messaging..he appeared, and this squeal of joy popped out of my mouth...good job susan you are really something)
SHOE SHOPPING @ DSW IS AWESOME
i never knew that I had a beautiful lower body...wow my legs looked really good in all the shoes that I tried ...in the end I bought the first pair that I tried on...there is this feeling that overwhelms your soul that tells you: THESE SHOES ARE FOR YOU!!!
afterwards: tried to finish my homework, made many phone calls to friends for I had no idea what section to do for history. I saved Peri and Lisi for reminding them that it was due on Monday and the fact that I knew what sections the group was doing (thank you Angie/LIsi!)
and then I found out Lisi could give me a ride to this "party" at Shuana's ..which is righteous because I had two options 1) make my parents drive ALL THE WAY there 2) take the bus....
lisi + subaru= thank you
so we headed out on the road towards shauna's house, snow patrol was the first song that resumed as the ignition started and coincidently i have been listening to that song all week on my 'raindrops of yesterday" mix ..yes walkmans are still cool in my book
we talked about the fact that we both understand shoe fetishes, 4/20, the crazy guy who called into KGNU and then telling me that he was getting pulled over by a cop (oh dear)
and then feeling that we hallucinate while driving and noticing warning signs...and oh yes there is a ladder in that guy's truck oh god!!
HAPPY FOLK song (gorillaz) and "I want to be a kennedy" - Kill hannah (AWESOME SONG)
i continue to sneeze
this sucks
Party: first it was shuana, ben, then Lisi & me
we waved at cars, and then blake/thomas showed up ...thomas looking very disturbing (suspenders, long socks, googly eyed glasses with a crooked baseball cap)
lisi: oh my god what have you done to yourself
thomas: That is a valid question
tables began clearing, the two liters of sodas were being poured, my allergies were killing me as we were sitting outside on shuana's patio
me: I LOVE CIRCLES (sniffing/blowing nose)
YOU HAD ME AT SCUBA MASK
ANGIE THEN CAME ...PERFECT TIMING with the paul oakenfold music
then Liz showed up pretneding to introduce herself to new people
me: yOU MUST BE LIZ!
SWING DANCING ENSUED....until it became dark
8:30 becca, and then strange shadows appeared, IT WAS MANDY, KELLER AND...CHAD!!!!!!!!!!
hugs ensued
we then had pizza...scalding hot pizza
mouths were burned,
shuana's dog started attacking us ...well the whole time
we sat in the kitchen talking
chad ate two cat crackers, i offered 5$ if he was going to eaet the cat food "chicken pot pie"
chad; it has chicken, chicken dihextrose...potatoes, carrots, ...(he goes on)
keller; THAT CAT EATS BETTER THAN ME!!
thomas..yes i am a follower...nooo i am just a curious bitch
afterwards we all ate more pizza, drank more cherry coke and sat down in the middel of hte kitchen ...good times
blake and chad had a contest to see who could look the most solemn until someone started laughing, mandy tried a raspberry/flying hands with silly noises routine...nope didn't work
....by the way he looks very attractive when not smiling
and his converse does make him look like a hobo
...i am ticklish anywhere...blake i know you tried to tell Chad to poke me, but it did not work now did it??!
blake: Poke...her *points to me
chad: what are you pointing at....
blake: her....
chad; ...why are u making me ?
me: don't poke me
chad: i won't
TOPICS: Silent hill, toilet paper, shoes that make you look like a hobo, Dane cook (due to fire) GAY LORD, and listening to System of a down...
later a butter knife was pulled out...along with a cutting board that shuana asked lisi/angie to pull out since they were sitting behind the cupoard that kept them
chad: sorry i geuss you don't me to ruin YOUR PRECIOUS FLOOR
so then with a butter knife..and a cutting board..chad started to do the "try and not stab yourself as you slam down the knife between your spread out hand"
...he stabbed his middle finger..skin wasn't broken though...and apparently the blade was not very dull
chad: ow this is actually pretty sharp
then we decided to not sit in the kitchen anymore and go out for a good game of...NIGHT GROUNDIES
i needed to use the restroom
me: can i use the restroom b4 we head out?
liz: NO YOU CANNOT GO PEE RIGHT NOW SUSAN, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??
me: idk...
Liz: YOU CAN'T WHAT MAKES U THINK YOU CAN DO THIS SUSAN..GOD now that YOUR IN OUR COUNTRY
me: HEY i'm A CITIZEN OF THE US MAN
( i went to the restroom...allergies were still killing me even though i took a claritan..thank you shuana)
we headed outside, mandy trips on something in the bloody driveway...good job
somehow the topic landed on german and how rammstein can't sing in spanish
i knew exactly what chad was talking about: ..hello the new Rosenrot album with the song "te quiero puta"
chad; german people should not sing in spanish
me: yeah i know...te quiero puta...what the
chad; they should not speak spanish
me: u take spanish?
chad: yes i do..and it's horrible
me; class?
chad; no the language is awesome, but german people have ruined it by singing in spanish
me: no kidding, 'mas mas mas por favor.." what the hell
chad: exactly
We walked towards the park in the dark, we needed to use our indoor voices..but were outside...oh and mandy: THANKS FOR POKINg ME in the WAIST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!!!!!! that made me scream or yelp...thanks for helping me wake up the whole damn neighborhood
chad asked us to punch him cuz he "has rock hard abs"
chad: i have rock hard abs
me: ..really?
chad: yeah just punch me in the stomach *flexes
chad: ...punch me!
me: uhh okay *i actually punched him ..but no no no he does not have rock hard abs
chad: you actually punched me
me: ..WELL you said so!
chad: that's true *keeps walking
chad: ow that actually hurt
me: OH GOD i'm REALLY SORRY
chad: that's alright, my fault: i told you to anyways
I laugh
we played groundees, slides are very cold at night, and groundees is a little dangerous
sardines was suggested..then REJECTED
people got hurt...not seriously though keller hid in a weird position on the "wooden" bridge and chad hurt his shin...twice i think
I then headed to the swings, and swung with ben who kept jumping off ..and trying to make the 20 ft mark...in your dreams
then lisi was on the swings and we started swiniging..and singing many many songs such as :closer, hurt, fly me to the moon, i wanna be a kennedy, snow patrol, Only and take me out
and boy did we sound drunk
..we started laughing since we didn't know 1/2 of the words in a majority of the songs
me: WERE NOT HIGH ..it's not 4/20!!
lisi: laugsh
we continued to swing until we got married...
lisi: you know we can only do this in new hampshire
me: or california!!
lisi: let's go to SF!
me: IF YOUR GOING TO...SAN FRANCISCO!!
ben: LISI we could be monogamous
me: LET'S MOVE TO UTAH
lisi: but i dont want to be a mormon
(our marriage b/t swings slowly fell apart)
me: Lisi weere falling apart!
lisi: i guess that you don't love me anymore..i see how it is , your just not a lesbian i guess
(marriage b/t ben and lisi ensues)
we started talking about being lesbian and started quoting saving face ...oh that was a riot
lisi: I'm not an asian-american lesbian
me: I AM
ben: WOAH!!
me: no nonon i'm not
me "Kiss me in front of all these people!"
lisi: oh no i can't do that, were swinging!
me: i meant..
lisi: yea in saving face.."kiss me in front of all these people" but no she had to be a shit and not do it
ben: yea it was like do it!! [BEN JUMPS OFF SWING LATER]
lisi: oh yea, i don't think we can do this, cuz um my mom is moving in with me and she's pregnant too
me: oh i see how it is
lisi: this is hard on me too
me: (heard chad and thought of when he said "take off your shirt!")
me: TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
lisi: Oh no susan not in front of all these people! i can't possibly do that
we get off after sinigng like drunks
and head towards everyone..and the same scenario happened again: everyone was sitting under the playrgound talking
i started crawling towards everyone, and realised wow rocks hurt against my knees
i then found a soft spot..and that was ben's coat spread on the gravel..then i dived between ben and sat right next to chad ...
we started chucking pebbles at keller and mandy
i mentioned that i pose as a health risk towards mandy
then chad realised that something was digging into the back of his neck/head and that was a step rock (made out of plastic)
me: good job *chucks a big pebble at his foot
ben started feeling guilty because shuana left to clean up the house..
as we walked out of the park and onto the sidewalk path, chad was on my right..and almost ran into a bush...so he shifted to the left and continued to walk then another tree was in view
chad: damn it another tree in my path
me: the world hates you
(next treee was a cherry tree and the blossoms were in bloom...he punched a branch and petals fell out)
chad; that's for being in my way
me: *punches another branch and more petals fell out
chad: That tree just fought back
me: it has feelings you know
Posted 4/22/2006 at 2:0 AM
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