Saturday, September 5, 2009

Last day of summer

Sooo.....80's night was an absolute blast. We got a whiff of the roudy American foriegners, the return of seeing actual obesity, and hey about getting an ash tray kicked onto our feet by crazy drunk Americans who just got on our table. Major party foul. Did I mention we were abducted to the 2nd floor by a group of Chinese party animals? The solo female of the pack was quite friendly. Initially we feared theft so we danced taking turns until a lovely cheeky British lady (with a short hiked up skirt) clucked out, "Go have fun, everyone from the embassy is here tonight. I'll watch 'em." She gave me a smooch at the end of the night.

Propositioned by a Nigerian man on the dance floor. Did freak after the he uttered his proposal. I tried rejecting the offers, but got sucked in. He has a girlfriend and isn't that an issue? Not for him. Guys who try to pick up girls at the club are perverts.

I woke up with a sore throat. After washing off last nights insanity I limped for a taxi back to Chongwenmen awaiting further instructions from Uncle Ru. Hmm phone call later.
"Korean BBQ you say?" No one will argue with that. :-D

Afternoon hair appointment you say? I will definitely go with 阿姨 (Auntie) and let a group of very feminine...emo esque cute hair stylists work wonders with my hair. 4 hours of washing and chemically straightening the once poofy thick and coarse hair! I now look as he said, "a 可爱(cute) little lady"

I thank you for your vision to make me "look cuter". I look like the pyscho Japanese girl from Kill BIll. Kawai desu ka?

Dinner was a riot. We popped into a Shanghai themed restaurant and had some little dragon dumplings. YUM! The sad yet hilarious story comes from an 8 year old boy sitting across from us. The little offspring was retelling accounts of Daddy's alocholism in public.

"Dad...Dad, stop drinking (telling his Mom...Aunt?) please stop...ahh geeze its so annoying you know?"