Monday, January 5, 2009

Jokes at the apartment 2412

"I'll put the knife down"

"Everyone sex kitten pose now!"

"Now every picture of me has a some object in my mouth" -Susan

"I'm too busy I'm snorting kittens"-Becky

"BALTO!"

"Free beer if you dazzle my hard wood" (Magnet phrase on the fridge)

"That's because BEcky's not your bitch!"

"I a'int your fucking housewife"
-your right you my ho!

"Legion of doom? How may I help you?"

"PIE!"

" we are such milk whores!" (Becky & Susan)

"RAGGGGGEEEE"-Becky

YOur just trying to look my shirts-Becky

No hammering necessary

It's rockyroad you (Jess) dumbass

Susan: are you serious?? LOOK ME IN THE EYES
Jess: i am, but your eyes aren't wide enough!

"it's a box Tim you don't have to listen to it"

"I"m a civil servant!"

"Trickery!"

"it's better than "I hope you go to hell & die in flames"

"that's not physically possible!" (referring to lifting up lion statues in Mulan)

"I'm glad you said that they (concunbines in MulaN) were ugly otherwise I'd think you (Huns) were a little gay"

'you satisfied me on so many levels....gastronomically"

"i'm gonna take advantage of you..musically"
Posted 1/5/2009 at 5:15 AM